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i aint gonna say get over it or cheer up or nonna that shit cuz that would be whack an there aint no real gettin over this

an it sucks fuck yeah it do aint no words to describe it

i woulda been in the same place if lusamine hadnt helped me woulda started rippin into peeps there are the stupid bug carnival like a wild animal

but the fact you snapped meant you tried as hard as you could an aint no one gonna say you didnt an aint one gonna say try harder

you aint lone in this brotha promise you

<BlueBlur69>

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i

the worst part is i dont een remmeber

not really

t feels like it was a dream. teh worst dream



can we just go skateboarding. is there anywheer thats not ctotally covered in snow?? maybe in te mall?

<soundsurfer>

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ye yo was gonna offer

you ever been snowboardin? theres gotta be somewhere large nuff we can get some real height

<BlueBlur69>

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omg no is it like skateboarding???

bc reira got me a waterproof snowsuit so im GOOD TO GO

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xactly like boardin only no wheels, tons a snow an more possible death

we prolly gonna have to use two skiis strapped together i aint sure they got snowboards here yet

well think a somethin

you wanna do it now an just go nuts?

<BlueBlur69>

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dude yes please lets go NOW

on the map theres ab unc hof mountains to teh north. lets take the fire truck and just GO

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fuck yeah yo meet me at the mall bring yer snow suit ill see what i can find fer skis or boards

<BlueBlur69>

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HELLYAH DUDE Ill be there asap!!

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[Sonic will get there first, Beat a short while later, hauling a bunch of skis over his head and his backpack. He'll take the secret tunnel, so just pop up in the room with a]

Yo! Help me make summa these into a board or two, an' if that fails we can jus' ski.

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[Sonic isn't sure what do while he waits, so he's just wearing his snow suit and posing in front of a full length mirror.]

Eh...? Oh! right! [he may have forgotten why he was here] Wait, when you ski, it's one on each foot, right? That'd be confusing. Ooh you know what else we should do? We should skydive. I've been practicing!

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Yup! We gonna have to do it kinda weird cause well... my feet wont fit into ski boots an' yer feet kinda ARE ski boots. [He's pondering Sonics feet and his own.] But we'll figure that shit out.

[He tosses the skis into the back of the fire truck with a clatter, then perks hard.]

Oh hell yeah dude, we can def go skidivin' too! Whatchya wanna do first?

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I was thinkin' I'd just strap them to my feet somehow! ... Or, you know, just ski on my feet! Haha!

[he pauses, tapping his chin]

Hmmm... I dunno. We should probably do the skydiving first, cause my reflexes aren't as good when I'm tired! But... I do need to warm up before I can fly that high.

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Oh yeah no worries 'bout that, lookit this ski.

[He picks one up to show Sonic the contraption on it.]

Normally you'd fit a ski boot here an press down an' the ski would lock onto it. I think yer feet will lock on jus' fit, they about the right size.

[He thinks with Sonic on the issue at hand.]

Hmmm... Is there any SMALL hills 'round you think we can go down a few times fer warm up?

[He grins a little, as he gets another idea.]

Or, yo, how good at you at parkourin'?

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Huh....

[Sonic takes the ski and looks at it. Then he sits down and puts his weird long foot through it and straps it in, then folds his foot over] Oh hey! Look, it'll work!

[his ears perk at "parkour"] Can I parkour, he asks! Watch this! [he takes off the ski, then runs toward the abandoned checkout counter. He hops over it easily, and runs at the wall behind it -- and runs a few steps up it. Until gravity takes over! But he kicks off the wall and does a flip (DO A FLIP!!!) and lands perfectly]

And the crowd goes wild!!! [his speaker plays the sound of applause and cheering]

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[Okay that gets a laugh out of Beat and he joins in with the speakers cheering, putting his fingers to his lips to blow a sharp whistle.]

Nice, yo! What say you an' I run 'round town a bit to warm up? Get the motors runnin' an' all. Nothin' too much to tire us out [they're monsters, of course, so they can go for quite some time before losing stamina] but enough that we can go 'round doin' other shit widdout worryin'. Then we can do some skydivin' or skiin' or whatever the fuck we wanna.

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[he bows, blowing kisses to the invisible crowd]

Yes!! That sounds great! We can get warmed up and do the skydiving over the city, and then maaaybe head to the mountains? See how we feel? [Sonic, at least, will be fine. As a simulacrum, he's basically the energizer bunny. Beat will tire long before he does]

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Hell yeah, yo! Sounds great to me! You wanna drive the truck out?

[Beat's already moving to the store gate to unlock and lift it up. There's a mannequin nearby, head twisted 180 in his direction but it's not bothering him. And it won't, because he's close friends with Elias.]

"Safety first." Oh there ain't gonna be nothin' safe 'bout we 'bout to do! Le's go, Blue!

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YEAH I DO!! I WANNA DRIVE SO MUCH!

[he hops into the truck's driver seat and starts the engine]

Roads?! We don't NEED roads where WE'RE going! ... Except we kinda do.